*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
***TAKE ME TO COMIC CON!!!!***
i do bad things because i listen to music with swears
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
So I logged out of tumblr and this was on the sign in page
I’m so proud of Troye
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Barack Obama and his grandfather, c. 1965
Mitt Romney in the back trynna take the future president out.
Even back then
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
”Women don’t belong in sci-fi”
”Women aren’t funny”
”Nobody wants to see ensemble women comedies”
”Women can’t write good action stories”
”Women can’t direct good movies”
”Women aren’t good authors”
”Women can’t be action stars”
Just wanted to add in a few
Yes, you have vastly improved the list
if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i