omg they are so offended if you lick them back.
Fun fact! Dogs lick the mouths of those they consider higher in rank! So if you lick them back, they are not offended, they just don’t see themselves as higher than you and they are confused! The second dog must be a very loyal dog because he or she literally refuses to be licked back haha! I love dogs.
i started reading that expecting an angry rant and it turned out to be one of the nicest things ever.
I have reblogged this like ten times
My cat grooms me. What does that mean?
It means your cat thinks your style is wack and is trying to help
it’s been 1 year since the most influential event of all time
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
what really sucks is when you know you should be doing something but physically cannot bring yourself to do it no matter how important doing that thing is
I’VE BROKEN MY LAPTOP CHARGER AND
GOODBYE I LOVE YOU ALL
A moment of silence to mourn this poor soul
THANKYOU, I HAVE 5 MINUTES REMAINING
*salute* good luck, soldier
And you’re spending your last 5 minutes online on Facebook
actually I was asking my nerd friend what to do and if you look closely he said pray so I turned to tumblr to say goodbye and reblog all I could so excuse u
“did you get a prom dress yet”
oh yes i did
favorite tweet of the whole day
the fear of tampons that exists in teenage boys is literally one of the funniest things ive ever seen they act like its a nuclear missile like calm down bro its just a compressed cotton ball i swear to god if u ever want a teenage boy to leave u alone just pull out a tampon and throw it in his direction and he will run as far away as possible its hilarious
sometimes people tell me “you look like u just don’t give a fuck and thats rly cool” but i was going for more of a “please shoot me in the face” but thank you anyways you’re pretty nice
bless jared for tweeting what jensen says