i want john krasinski to climb inside of me and wear me like a morph suit and then claw his way out from the inside of my body i want to be ribbons of flesh on the ground i love you john krasinski please murder me
oh lord, please save this person
okay according to your url you’d fuck some fictional old lima bean looking snake dude so like…… get the fuck outta here
***TAKE ME TO COMIC CON!!!!***
I saw this and was like ‘I wonder what kind of animal that is it has very pretty fur!’ and then I scrolled down and
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming
I have a few copies of “Playboy” from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, “I met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?” and the response was, “So she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if she’d made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and that’s all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.”
I feel so conflicted right now
That awkward moment when Hugh Hefner is more trans-positive than most feminists of the same era.
me writing smut
"remember when you used to be friends wit-"
I reblog this image about once a month even as my own image, as if it just makes one person think twice……
Just never do it - It’s ruins everything and you can’t just stop like you would think. It’s an addiction that you won’t ever really get over. It’s will be with you for life. You might end up stopping but it will always be on your mind next time things turn bad or go wrong.
JUST PLEASE THINK FIRST.
That last part about it always being on your mind….100% true. Even the slightest problems or stresses cause my mind to flicker to it, even for a second, it’s enough to make me so sad that I was ever at such a low point. I never want to go back. But the thoughts that accompany ever making that first cut, make it so tempting sometimes. Just don’t do it.
This is so important you guys. You truly don’t ever want to go through this. The two comments above are spot-on, and I’m sure every person who can relate will tell you it’s true. Just. Don’t do it.
Please don’t to it. I love you all <3 please come talk to me instead
Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone
idk usually im okay abbreviations but bs just doesnt have the same power as bullshit
yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*